OK, let's see. What has happened here? You have just received a so called
message. How did this happen? Well, most likely it's Monica the Intern's fault. She should have fetched the file you were asking for. And what was she doing instead? Probably flirting with John from accounts. Or discussing the latest gossip with Mary-Claire from reception. Or reading one of these pop music magazines. The only thing she certainly wasn't doing was to fetch the file for you.Bloody interns! No sense for responsibility any more. You didn't get the page you were looking for. Our sincere apologies. We hope this experience is not going to discourage you to continue visiting our website. But help is at hand: Can we ask you to go to the reception and ask for directions? Someone from our staff will be glad to help you.
Thank your for your patience, hope to see you again soon.
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